Man...what a morning! So my son was in his high chair watching Yo Gabba Gabba..I put his shoes on, made some coffee, put my lunch and his bag in the car. I go inside to grab Logan...when I pick him up, I smell poop. So I thought “great, I gotta change his diaper before we go”. I go to check his diaper and poop was all up his back, on his shirt & pants. So I go into our bedroom, take off his shirt...he decides to touch/feel what’s on his back. It gets on his hands, so what does he do? He decides he wants to taste it!!! Of course, he started crying...I’m assuming it didn’t taste too good. I put him on the floor to change, poo gets all over a sports sheet on the floor in our bedroom. Keep in mind, I’m doing all this while he’s fighting me...I grabbed a pair of jeans & his “rookie of the year shirt” and put it on him, put some baby cologne on for him, brought the diapers downstairs etc. By this time it was 7:50am so we bolted out the door. I put his shirt and pants in his bathroom sink and filled it with water to let it soak.
Ride into work was ok..there was an idiot from Mega City Plumbing weaving in and out of traffic, changing lanes and cutting people off without signaling. I tried calling the number on the Van but it was invalid. I’m going to do a google search for them and report the van/driver. They were driving really unsafe...he cut me off and then as I was passing him (he changed lanes again after cutting me off) he was ½ in my lane, ½ in the other lane...like he was indecisive which lane he wanted to be in. Sad thing is that I was not the only person he was doing this to....very unsafe and irresponsible driving. Why on earth would they drive like that in a company vehicle? Don’t they know pricks like me will report them????
On a better/brighter note, the flyer for my gig in Las Vegas next week is below. Looks like a lot of Hardcore but whatever...at least I'm playing a gig outside of Toronto and in Las Vegas of all places!
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